Lemme just say this, kid. The broad got a golden body son. That broad ass is like the stuff dreams is made of, man. It's like if Padme had an ass like that I mighta had the strength to resist the Emperor's wrinkled, snow white, pale face ass, nahmean, and I wouldn't be that Dark Side nigga. If Amidala had an ass like that kid Luke and Leia wouldn't of been the only kids to pop out her womb, feel me? My name would still be Anakin, nigga. Name mighta changed to Womb Slayer, ya dig? I woulda been takin' all sorts of juices and berries and whatnot fam just to break her off like that, heard? She'd be like, "Oh, Anakin, you all up in my stomach!" when I'd be strokin it son! With an ass like that, worlds change my nigga. An ass like that brings forth miracles yo. With an ass like that, a stupid ass broad might actually seem appealing, ya heard? An ass like that will have niggas stabbin' they mommas and robbin' they little sisters for WIC cards and shit. An ass like that melt ice grills and make niggas put on ties and wash they ass more often, fam. But word, yo, I can't go back and shit. Water under the fuckin bridge my dude.
Here's what I can't abide by though: This broad is basically famous because of fuckin' a nigga named Ray J. That nigga ain't got no talent either, kid, so I wasn't amazed that those two no talent ass muhfuckas got together and made some shit happen. It was like some magic, smoke and mirrors type shit they did to make us forget how useless they are. I will say this though, that nigga Ray J was layin' some pipe to that broad. I envy that nigga for that, yo (no homo). But I do understand why they ain't stay together though. Nahmean you can't have two dumb niggas in a relationship, man. That's like Clash of the Retard Titans, my nig. That's like watchin' Ernie and Bert have a tussle, dig? Might be a whole lot of movements and slaps and shit, some muppet hair flying here and there, but nobody really feels shit. Without that sex tape, she'd just be the daughter of Robert Kardashian nigga. She'd just be another dumb ass broad with a fat ass and a pretty face. They all over the world my nigga. Right now, I can step out this mutha fuckin' room and see a fat ass walk by, nahmean? I'm amazed that she's gotten all this damn attention off basically no talent my nigga. In the talent department this broad is a tabula rasa: her fuckin' plate is nil, nigga. Nada. Zero. It's like, when I hear her talk, I can see fuckin' birds chirpin' and flying around her head and shit like she in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. She just ain't all there my nigga. Like she's an idiot savant or something my dude. Like her talent is the uncanny ability to mesmerize people with her ass so that they overlook the fact that she's a real waste of space my nigga. That's her mutant power and shit. Tired of this shit, son. I'm goin' in on these talentless folks, ya heard? If they got nerve enough to get on TV and open they mouths like they got something important to say, I'mma be the one pokin' holes in they verbiage, nahmean? I mean, if the broad had brains, she'd be like a 100 on a scale of 1-10 my nigga. The broad body is bangin' like a damn 808 kid. But she just seem really air headed, you know? Like I bet she wear a lead belt under her clothes to keep from floatin' away kid. Or maybe her head is full of rocks and that's what keeps her ass from touching the fuckin' Sputnik satellite and shit.
On the real though, all that said and shit, I can't say I want to light saber that broad into non-existence. Can't say I would Force pull the moon on top of her dome and shit. But I might like slap the shit outta her, nahmean. It would be best she kept her mouth closed around Vader, son. She is good to look at and shit, but the moment she open her mouth, I just get extra angry. And I'm already mad and shit. A nigga already mad cuz he had to be revived again after being killed by his own son, nahmean? That's word.
And to that nigga who married her: hey yo Kris, how can you marry this broad with all these images and videos of this broad floatin' around the internet? I mean, I can pull up your broad, right now, and watch Ray J long dick her 'til she buss one, dude. That shit might be a violation. Hope y'all got counseling my nigga. Hell, you might like that shit.
Lemme get the fuck outta here and shit. Call these Empire niggas to come get me.
May the Force be wit you and shit, niggas.
No comments:
Post a Comment